Name: Calm Your Tits Dish Towel | Funny Kitchen Towel with Sarcastic Quote | Decorative Hand Towel
Brand: VELZINEX
SKU: sncalmtits-tt-38029629
Price: 13.19 USD
Availability: InStock

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Add some humor to your home with the Calm Your Tits Dish Towel!

Make your kitchen a more lively and entertaining space with this funny and sarcastic dish towel. Featuring a unique and witty quote, this decorative hand towel is sure to strike up a conversation and generate laughs among your family and friends.

Key Features:

Super Absorbent: The waffle weave design of this dish towel makes it highly absorbent, capable of holding 8 times its weight in liquid.
Quick-Drying: Unlike traditional towels, the Calm Your Tits Dish Towel dries 2 times faster, thanks to its polyester microfiber blend.
Eco-Friendly: Made from a polyester microfiber blend, this hand towel is not only durable but also a sustainable choice for the environment.

Product Details:

Dimensions: Approx. 16” x 28”
Material: Polyester microfiber blend
Design: Permanent quote infused into fibers of the towel
Style: Waffle weave design
Care Instructions: Machine washable

Every Calm Your Tits Dish Towel is designed by us and printed in our studio. We take pride in not using any third-party vendors to ensure the highest quality and fastest delivery for each of our products.

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