Name: Abracadabra Nope You're Still A Bitch Dish Towel - Funny Sarcastic Kitchen Towel - Decorative Hand Towel for Housewarming Gifts
Brand: VELZINEX
SKU: snabracadabra-tt-38543006
Price: 13.19 USD
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Microfiber

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Bring Laughter to Your Kitchen
Add a dash of humor and sass to your kitchen with the Abracadabra Nope You're Still A Bitch Dish Towel. This funny kitchen towel is designed to strike up conversations and generate laughs, making it a charming addition to any home.

Perfect for Any Occasion

Great Housewarming Gift
Ideal for Bridal Showers
Perfect for Hostess Gifts
Thoughtful Christmas Gift
A Fun Gift for the Chef in Your Life

Superior Absorbency and Quick Drying

Super absorbent, holding 8x its weight in liquid
Dries 2x faster than traditional towels
Eco-friendly polyester microfiber blend

Quality You Can Trust

Designed and printed in-house for the highest quality
No third-party vendors
Fast and reliable shipping

Key Features

Approx. 16” x 28” size
Waffle weave design for superior absorbency
Permanent design infused into the fibers of the towel
Machine washable for easy care

Infuse your kitchen with humor and practicality with our Abracadabra Nope You're Still A Bitch Dish Towel. Order yours today and enjoy a blend of laughter and functionality!

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