Name: Assault Charges Are Expensive Dish Towel | Funny & Sarcastic Kitchen Towel | Perfect Housewarming Decorative Hand Towel Gift
Brand: VELZINEX
SKU: snassaultchgs-tt-38542961
Price: 13.19 USD
Availability: InStock

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Add a Touch of Humor to Your Kitchen

If you're looking to inject some fun and sarcasm into your kitchen decor, the 'Assault Charges Are Expensive' Dish Towel is the perfect choice. Not only does it bring a smile to your face, but it also serves as a functional and decorative piece for your home.

Key Features:

Premium Quality: Crafted from a polyester microfiber blend for durability and softness.
Super Absorbent: The waffle weave design can hold up to 8 times its weight in liquid.
Eco-Friendly: Dries 2 times faster than traditional towels, saving energy and resources.
Permanent Design: The humorous quote is infused into the fibers for long-lasting enjoyment.
Multiple Uses: Perfect for drying dishes, hands, or adding a decorative touch to your home.
Generous Size: Measures approximately 16” x 28”, making it versatile for various tasks.

Perfect Gift Idea:

Housewarming Presents
Bridal Showers
Hostess Gifts
Christmas Gifts
Chef Gifts

Designed and printed with care, this towel is a unique addition to any kitchen and is sure to become a conversation starter. Say goodbye to boring dish towels and hello to witty kitchen decor!

Care Instructions:

Machine washable for easy care.
Maintains quality wash after wash.

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