Name: Bout to Stir Up Some Shit Funny Dish Towel - Sarcastic Quote - Decorative Kitchen Hand Towel for Cook Hostess Gift - Super Absorbent & Eco-Friendly
Brand: VELZINEX
SKU: snstirup-tt-38542917
Price: 13.19 USD
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Bout to Stir Up Some Shit Funny Dish Towel

Elevate your kitchen decor with a touch of humor and sarcasm! Our 'Bout to Stir Up Some Shit' dish towel is bound to be a conversation starter and bring laughter to your home.

Key Features:

Hilarious Design: Features a sarcastic quote that adds a playful touch to any kitchen.
Perfect Size: Approx. 16” x 28” - Ideal for all kitchen tasks.
High Absorbency: Waffle weave design holds 8x its weight in liquid, ensuring quick clean-ups.
Quick Drying: Dries 2x faster than traditional towels, making it convenient and efficient.
Eco-Friendly Fabric: Made from a polyester microfiber blend that is sustainable and gentle on the environment.
Permanent Design: The design is infused directly into the fibers, ensuring it won't fade.
Machine Washable: Easy to clean and maintain, just toss it in the wash!

Benefits:

Conversation Starter: This towel is sure to generate laughs and discussions in your home.
Perfect Gift: Ideal for housewarming, bridal showers, hostesses, Christmas, or the chef in your life.
High-Quality Craftsmanship: Designed and printed in-house to the highest standards, ensuring each towel arrives in impeccable condition.

Care Instructions:

Machine washable
Tumble dry low or hang to dry

Explore More Designs: Check out our other fun kitchen towel designs here.

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